just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
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Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
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it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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