She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
You threw up on yourself mid conversation with your mom and then told her a girl at the party puked on you.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
Then you got drunk and shit in her car. Nothing before that matters. She isn’t calling you back.
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