we're blogging at a bar
3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
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