It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She just. Cock slapped me. With string cheese.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
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