I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
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I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
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I just sent a snapchat of my boobs for Adderall. It's finals season.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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