you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
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If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I have to estimate how long it takes them to get to the bedroom so that I can sneak out of my room and get snacks. If she's anything like me, they're in bed the second he gets here and I can get snacks now
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
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