You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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