I can't watch pbs sober anymore
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
when she started singing "you look better when im drunk" to my cat i realized it was time to take her home
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We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
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I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
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