I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
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You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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