There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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