i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
I repeat do not go to a jail visit drunk, those stools are easy to fall off.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
Randomize
