The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
So my OCD kicked in and I cleaned his kitchen. His roommates were so grateful, they tried to pay me in weed.
YOU ACCEPTED, RIGHT?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
You know it's bad when I can already feel tomorrow's hangover before even drinking today.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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