i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
We have started to decorate penises.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
One day he'll find out I do drugs and stop talking to me.
What will you do then?
Drugs, probably.
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
