let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
How drunk was I last night?
You tried to unlock a door with your dick. That drunk.
Not the explanation for the cock bruise that I was looking for.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
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