honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
I love having hate sex.
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
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I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Guess who just rode home in a cop car?! Your Fav flamingo
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
As a gentleman, I asked her if she was sure and she just whispered "wreck me" in my ear. I took that as a green light.
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I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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