seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
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she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
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He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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