therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I want to make Jon&Kate babies with him. Not in quantity, but in percentage asian.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Disasters an understatement. Hurricane alpha chi omega hit. On my way to buy carpet cleaner, super glue, and a new liver. Be back soon.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
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