....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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