Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
The kid across the hall found me in the hallway using a hot pocket box as a pillow. I said its okay I live here.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
You know you're too drunk when you start calling people out for unfollowing you on social networks.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
Randomize
