hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
DUDE FUCK CALL ME SHE HAS GRANDKIDS
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
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