I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
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not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
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I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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