none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
Randomize
