Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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