WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Randomize
