Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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