my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
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And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
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She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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