doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
so he was shitfaced and kept using sticky notes to label everything like "beer spill" and "going to fuck later"
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
Randomize
