why didn't you poke me back
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
That would be a mascot riding an ATV at a semi-professional hockey game, if that doesn't sum up how I've been I don't know what could
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
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