jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
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she wants me to meet her parents and she hasn't even met my penis yet.
Now have a vodka water and get your shit together
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
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At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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