i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
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you asked the janitor if you could ride his floor cleaner.
Became best friends with the hotdog stand creeper outside the bar. Cried and told him my feet hurt too much to walk home then begged him to hire me.
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
I'm too drunk to make ramen. What the fuck is this.
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
I just want to find somebody intelligent enough to trick my parents into thinking she's not a trophy wife. Is that too much to ask?
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