We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Escaped ambulance. Meet me at your apartment.
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Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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