So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
My nose was gushing blood and he just kept screaming "she took it like a champ" to everyone there. Plus side though, bartender felt bad for me and gave me a free drink.
They just broke the window so they could get in and smoke the taxi driver out...
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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