I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
Remeber, hes got nothing better to offer you than drunk words and hairy balls.
guys i just found a dildo in the laundry room and its purple
whats a dildo? isnt that like a fancy piece of bread?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
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idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
Liz is crying about burritos again.
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Alive.
So much puke
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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