I can text with my tongue
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
