kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
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Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
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Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
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