I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
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