pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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