ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
the gays at disneyland are vicious
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I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
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Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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