I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
i feel like pocahontas...the disney character not from real chance of love
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
You made out with two different species that night
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
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