This bar receipt from last night makes no sense
You were wasted and got mad that it was too high so you subtracted 50 bucks in the tip line from the total
I wish that would've worked
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
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She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
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On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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