KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
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I'm at his house right now making him pancakes to compensate for YOU not giving him a handjob last night. You're welcome.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
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I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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