We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I miss you like a fat girl misses the prom.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
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Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
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I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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