I gave my ex the dutch oven last night. How was your night?
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
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Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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