Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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