Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
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you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
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Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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