is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
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