how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
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