I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
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my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
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I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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