fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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