their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
You tried feeding my python vodka through a funnel. Fuck off.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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