Blackberries need to come with a feature that disables texting to certain numbers after 2am based on content. liek disabling texting to 'dad' containng the words 'lets try to find more blow.'
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
It's just like the Real World with babies
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
