Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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