Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
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As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
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ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
so I'm walking to my last final while opening my giant red bull and i look over to my right and the guy beside me had one too and was looking back at me. without missing a beat he pulls out a bottle of jager, pours half in mine, half in his and goes "cheers"....i'm not even mad i probably failed my final
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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