put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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