guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Dude, we totally smoked up inside a church organ last night. Add this to the epic list.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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